b'COMMERCE/LAW MEDIA/LAWNobody: If you call your Com/Law kids: LinkedIn.social media Corporate cocktails onpresence a FLEEK. Should I pursuebrand, and Law or Finance? Mergersyou carefully & Acquisitions. FedConcurate your is due on Thursday butInstagram grid, Im literally flying outcaptions and to D.C. for a case compstories, youre on Wednesday night.definitely a The Big Issue? My onlymedia student. Youll appreciate that privacy, Big Issue is passingintellectual property (sexy law!) and legal Corporate Finance II. Is it flirting if we viewedrestrictions on media have made it one of the each others LinkedIn profiles? That corporatefastest-growing areas of legal regulation. So, you HUSTLE never ends. Hang on, let me Insta storycan practice without earning the ire of your LLB-my elevator ride up to the 20th floor so everyoneless media friends were you to snag their media knows I work in the CBD. Catch me in the officejobs with your flashy Law degree.til 2 am.Never stopping for a breath, Commerce/Law students see themselves as ruthless sharks thatSCIENCE/LAWrelish the smell and taste of human blood. The common quarter-life crisis is whether you aspire to six-figure salaries and inhumane workingHey, wanna go get drinks after hours in business, or six-figure salaries andclass?inhumane working hours in corporate law. Nah sorry, got lab.How about next week?Quiz.ECONOMICS/LAW Alright, we get it. In a world My life is so hard. that fetishises disruption, innovation and coding (*cough* You have no easy subjects,glorified typing), youre probably apparently. At least moststill more employable than the Arts students get therest of us. Unlike everyone else occasional WAM boosterwho happily left Mathematics here and there. As a result,behind in high school, you rightly Eco/Law students tendrealised that scientific logic actually helps with to flock together in thelegal reasoning. Your combo is desired far and solidarity of having twowide, from policy and consulting, to the whole soul-crushing degrees. Notspectrum of careers open to science graduates. only are you able to breakJust stop making the rest of us look bad. Im sure into business, politics,most of you are down to earth. Ive just never policy and economics, you also get the benefitmet any of you because youve got 25 contact of piquing peoples interests by telling themhours a day. you model and then seeing their expressions dim when you clarify that you mean the economicvariety.PAGE 25'